When I worked in a gym I had a special skill, which occasionally gave me absolute power over the boss.
Having worked previously in hospital/care situations, I have a very strong stomach and so was always the only employee able to clean up vomit.

Whenever a gym member threw up, the boss would go round all the staff trying to bully them into wiping it up, knowing that it was futile. Only I, Juan, had that ability!

She knew that I'd negotiate the situation to my advantage. Get off a bit early, perhaps, or slouch back late from lunch.

Lord knows what they do for sick-cleaning now I've gone. Close off the contaminated bogs forever, perhaps, or get a contractor in. Or MTFU and do it themselves!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:04, 2 replies)

This rather begs the question
why were so many people being sick?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:17, closed)

Newbies overdo the exercise
and make themselves ill.

Also, eating shortly before working out can make you throw up.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:32, closed)

There can be only Juan!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:40, closed)

I picked up the Express
the other day. He was described as a 'Mexican pervert'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:18, closed)

*wiggles*

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:11, closed)

I'm still not sure which is worse
That or the Daily Heil.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:34, closed)

the Daily Mail
the only reason I read the Express was because the lengths that boredom will drive me to are terrible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:39, closed)

heheheheheh

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:11, closed)