Absolute PowerHave you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We demand you tell us your stories.
Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09)
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My arse!My anus may not yet have attained absolute power. But it is jaw-droppingly rich - in nerve-endings! Same goes for my genitals now I come to think of it.
B3tans, how can I convert such wealth into power?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, 5 replies)
1: Insert copper rod up your arse.
2: Insert zinc rod up your arse.
3: Eat a lot of lemons.
4: ???
5: Profit!
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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:16,
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^What she said^(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:20,
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That is GENIUS!I was thinking more along the lines of sleeping my way to the top though. How many lemons do I have to eat?
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You know - when job-hunting. I genuinely considered putting "Prepared to sleep my way to the top" under skillsin order to edit out people without a sense of humour.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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Well, I was going to go for the more lowbrow........
1. Stick one into the other
2. Go fuck yourself
:-) In a nice way of course!
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