Getting stoned with a friend one afternoon in his flat
I demanded that he go and make some tea.

He laughed at me, and said no.

I instructed him, as I was the guest, and he the host, that he was obliged to go and make tea, according to my want.

He responded that I was NOT a guest, I was a mate.

Somehow - somehow - I ended up making the tea.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, 4 replies)

cheek of it

(viciousal, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, closed)

I concur.
The cad's rudeness knows no bounds, it seems, and his manners no beginning.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, closed)

My flatmate had his girlfriend stay over once, and asked me if it was ok
I got on very well with her but for some reason he seemed to think we didn't, so I stipulated one condition: she had to make tea for me whenever I demanded it. So whenever my mug reached empty, I held it out and she refilled it with tea. The mug didn't even have chance to cool down for about 8 hours, at the end of which I had the most unusual buzz I think I've ever experienced.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, closed)

Splendid! Good work!
You should have demanded blow jobs too, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, closed)