I am spectacularly prejudiced
against StapMyVitals. To all intents and purposes, he might as well be a gay, black, crippled gypsy Jew with ginger hair and AIDS, combining every possible source of bias and bigotry in one handy (yet malformed and foul-smelling) package.

But why, I hear you gurgle? Why are you so unfathomably, irreversibly aligned against this poor individual, who has done nothing wrong except possibly epitomise the concepts contained in 4chan? Why, that would be a foolish question! To so ask is to entirely miss the point of 'prejudice'! I need not an identifiable motive, I have no need to support my feelings with anything so crass as 'a reason'. It's prejudice! I, quite simply, hate him with every fibre of my being. His existence is an affront to me by dint of his simply walking on this planet.

Of course, life is rarely so simple as to allow us to exercise our unreasoning hatred without interruption. Fortunately, I can report that I have been given many real grounds to despise him, some of them even standing up to reasoned debate (although there are of course many others that I can only hold if I do not expose them to the light of examination; the kind of belief that is always dear to the true bigot). In the end, though, ladies and (possibly) gentlemen, you will just have to accept that my brother is an appalling bastard and an abomination of the first order.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:21, 2 replies)

You're just jealous
Because I'm a rich and famous b3ta celebrity now. I've hit the big time having my QOTW chosen.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:09, closed)

mine got chosen months ago
i'm still a fucking pauper
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:24, closed)