Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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The Wanking Pigeons of BabylonNot a present I received, but one I gave. To a long-term girlfriend about ten years back, with whom it's fair to say the spark had faded somewhat.
She kept pestering me to bestow upon her the romantic gift of a love poem. After several months of nagging I elected to bring matters to a head by presenting her with the following romantic verse, written in a "Good Luck" card:-
"The Wanking Pigeons of Babylon"
Look at the stoat
He is a goat.
We are no longer together.
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