Shoddy Presents
I have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
I have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Flashy light.
I bought my mate a flashing Orange light for his birthday. One of those ones you put on your car when you've broken down.
My thought : Drive around like Police Squad with this cool bright orange warning light. Scare people, rush through traffic quicker, etc.
Reality : Got called a number of names by the local Chavs.
Seemed like a practical thing at the time. Got used once.
Also that year, I got him a talking Banzai card. He lives in Sweden and had no idea what it was meant to be. Waste of bloody money.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 16:44, Reply)
I bought my mate a flashing Orange light for his birthday. One of those ones you put on your car when you've broken down.
My thought : Drive around like Police Squad with this cool bright orange warning light. Scare people, rush through traffic quicker, etc.
Reality : Got called a number of names by the local Chavs.
Seemed like a practical thing at the time. Got used once.
Also that year, I got him a talking Banzai card. He lives in Sweden and had no idea what it was meant to be. Waste of bloody money.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 16:44, Reply)
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