Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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No present, just a cardMy mum turns 40 on Saturday. She divorced my dad last April after running off with some bloke.
The genius that my dad is, saw this card and had to send it to her.
It had a picture of a woman, who was too drunk to stand up on the front, and the writing.
"Get me another drink, he's still too ugly"
utter genius
(, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 23:48, Reply)
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