Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Multiple crap presentnessMy mum received a spanky new washing machine for valentines, V. romantic considering the twat who gave it to her effectively stole that money from my gran for his "business" (£75,000 in total)
The usual hideous sweater with overly coloured christmas trees and stuff on (our family now wears them round work at christmas for laughs)
About a decades worth of novelty slippers in many amusing and cute shapes, almost guarunteed to help you fall down stairs, nice.
My mother also keeps giving me "fun" kitchen utensils despite the fact I hate cooking and have no intention of spending any longer in the kitchen than I have to.
Loving (and batty) mother has also given me Parker fountain pens on more than one occasion, possibly as a hint to improve my writing.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 14:03, Reply)
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