Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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cheapo boyfriendmy utterly useless dole dossing white cider swigging boyfriend of 7 years ago borrowed 20quid off me to buy me a present for my birthday. he presented me with 5 roleplay dice which cost £1.50.. i waited all night thinking he was going to give me my real present in some nice romantic manner. nope, hed spent 18.50 on beer and had a threesome with two equally unemployable women whilst choosing my dice. needless to say ive now been happily married to one of his more successful, working, clean and non-alcoholic schoolfriends for almost 6 years, and i get presents like mp3 stereos, new rock boots and clinique :-)
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nbby notkins, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 17:24,
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