Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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Evil Girlfriend and Annoying AuntDoes my former girlfriend dumping me on my birthday count? Three days later she said it was all a mistake... if you're going to break up with someone surely you'd make sure you were certain, especially if it was their birthday, no? She didn't think of that, and I felt shit for my whole birthday weekend. Did I take her back? did I f...
Oh, another one, my mum's sister. Rich as anything. Married to a former high-up at Shell Oil or something. Their yearly gift to the offspring of her poorer sister is... a can of cheap deodorant. Not Lynx, no...Tesco's deodorant. Smells like shite.
Still, she's only bitter cos her son's a spacker and I'm not - ha!
(Hell, please. Return? No, one way, please, driver. Nice scythe)
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 18:45,
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