Shoddy Presents
I have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
I have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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name a star after someone
For 35 dollars someone named a star after me that was "documented in the US copyright office in book form" (I know this because I must have been hearing the same radio advert for months). Wow, what an honor...an invisible star named Mary. I would rather have watched him take his 35 dollars, flick a lighter and burn it in front of me. That's not even all: for the last two years my husband has forgotten my birthday. Yes, I remind him about a month before and then again at about 9PM of the day in question. Ooops! Sad I am, yes, but he's rich. Guess what I'll be giving him.....
( , Sun 26 Sep 2004, 0:57, Reply)
For 35 dollars someone named a star after me that was "documented in the US copyright office in book form" (I know this because I must have been hearing the same radio advert for months). Wow, what an honor...an invisible star named Mary. I would rather have watched him take his 35 dollars, flick a lighter and burn it in front of me. That's not even all: for the last two years my husband has forgotten my birthday. Yes, I remind him about a month before and then again at about 9PM of the day in question. Ooops! Sad I am, yes, but he's rich. Guess what I'll be giving him.....
( , Sun 26 Sep 2004, 0:57, Reply)
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