I'm thinking that im Lazy....
Wow where to start. During the week.....

Well like most i goto work but as soon as I get in I goto Bed for a few hours to get up and eat / wash then back to bed and sleep all night till I get up and do it all over again. Im so lazy that happens every weekday! I average 14/15hrs sleep a day.

I once got so bored of having to pick my drink up and sit up in bed that i got lots of straws a gaffer tape and made one long straw so I do now no longer need to get up.

Im so lazy I drive the 2 mins walk to the shops.

Im so lazy I have perfected avoiding work at work into an artform.

Im so lazy I never tie my shoelaces.

Im so lazy that the Oxford Concise Dictionary asked if they could have a picture of me and to confirm the definition.

Im so lazy that even Mulder and Scully cannot work me out.

Im so lazy everything is controlled by remote in my room.

Im so lazy I cannot be bothered to complete computer games.

Im so lazy I mostly order food in.

Im so Lazy I spend most of my waking hours at home in a Laz-y-Boy.

Im so Lazy the prospect of a relationship just seams alien.

So during the week, I avoid life...

But at the weekends Im a REALLY fun guy!
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:24, 2 replies)

You're so lazy
you can't even be bothered to use apostrophes.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:19, closed)

Well
You are correct, Im so lazy I cannot be arsed to check the Spelling or Grammer.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:38, closed)