ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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*Jumps in with hands on hips*Here I am!
Sorry I'm late, swordfish, it's just that I've been taking potshots at children in the playground across the road.
Whilst being on heroin. And shitting in my bosses cornflakes, after shagging my grandma. Up the arse.
But at least I wasn't 0.0001mg over the fucking limit.
Now look what I've done...I'm going to have to apologise to everybody again for trivialising such an important issue.
Curses!
*Puts punnage hat on*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:01,
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I think 3 or 4 peoplemight have just seen my Baby P comment before I deleted it, so I may be the one against the wall today.
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Double damn...I missed it.
It's you and me against the world, swordfish!
*slopes off to bookies and puts a fiver on 'the world'*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 13:10,
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I'd stick a tenner on.You ain't gonna get much back from a fiver.
Still, I'm secretly proud that I managed to go too far on b3ta.
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