Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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A bin
I was a bin-man in the early nineties. And many pleasant things (porn) did I find.
One week I was emptying a public bin in Burton Latimer, near Kettering, and I found a photo book.
Usually these would be of some Fiesta's wives scatty photos so I had a quick look through. And they were all war photos. Young men posing with guns, dead Iraqis, dead British soldiers, carnage. They were horrific.
I wondered about the poor bastard who had finally put them in a public bin, perhaps to banish the memories or at the least to hide them from family members. I think about that a lot.
The fact is I should have mentioned this story last week.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)
I was a bin-man in the early nineties. And many pleasant things (porn) did I find.
One week I was emptying a public bin in Burton Latimer, near Kettering, and I found a photo book.
Usually these would be of some Fiesta's wives scatty photos so I had a quick look through. And they were all war photos. Young men posing with guns, dead Iraqis, dead British soldiers, carnage. They were horrific.
I wondered about the poor bastard who had finally put them in a public bin, perhaps to banish the memories or at the least to hide them from family members. I think about that a lot.
The fact is I should have mentioned this story last week.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)
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