ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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I was once so boredI decided to do a Danny Wallace and get people to join me for no reason. It kind of worked too, I got about 20 or 30 people, most of whom hadn't heard of Mr Wallace's exploits (I chose to keep schtum about his books).
Anyway, Danny had done something wonderful with his cult, so I figured to avoid looking like a complete rip off I would get them to be evil. But what is automatically evil?
Well, hating Jews.
And what in the world symbolises fun and happiness, something we could destroy?
Well, clowns. And cartoons.
With my 3 commandments in place I sent my minions out into the world, vandalising posters for cartoons, assaulting clowns and making offensive gestures at Rabbis. But because I only had 20 followers, they were spread a little thin. How could I concentrate their efforts? If only there was a way that Jews, Clowns and Cartoons could be brought together...
Then it hit me. I revealed all to my army and they became the most efficient hit squad since the SAS.
We were the Pro Krusty Haters.
...Jeeeesus, still 40 minutes till I can go home...sorry everyone.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:52, Reply)
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