ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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I'm so lazyI spent years working on the biggest project of my life. I put together a team of very dedicated individuals that would have worked themselves to the grave for me. On the big day; however, I just wallowed in a cave while they got all the glory. Now those lucky guys have eternal paradise and 70 virgins each.
Jokes on them though, with burns like that, those virgins are staying virgins. Plus, I arranged for one of the guys to get male virgins, just for a larf, so an eternity of flogging for him.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:42, Reply)
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