Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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How's this for lazy?
my electric company used to send a chap round to read the meter every month, it's on an outside wall so no entry required. Well occasionally I'd get a card saying "we couldn't read your meter this month please draw the dials on this card and mail it back to us" sod that, in the bin with it. It happened again the following month and I sent the card back without the dials filled in saying "I'll be happy to do your meter readers job for one days worth of electricity" I got a phone call after that and they didn't think that was going to work.
Next bright idea wast to install some sort of transmitter or cell phone thingy in the meter and it would "phone home" it's readings to the mother ship. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. Either way I don't do their job for them, lazy tossers.
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:08, Reply)
my electric company used to send a chap round to read the meter every month, it's on an outside wall so no entry required. Well occasionally I'd get a card saying "we couldn't read your meter this month please draw the dials on this card and mail it back to us" sod that, in the bin with it. It happened again the following month and I sent the card back without the dials filled in saying "I'll be happy to do your meter readers job for one days worth of electricity" I got a phone call after that and they didn't think that was going to work.
Next bright idea wast to install some sort of transmitter or cell phone thingy in the meter and it would "phone home" it's readings to the mother ship. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. Either way I don't do their job for them, lazy tossers.
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:08, Reply)
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