ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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A similar (ish) thing happened to me last nightMe ladyfriend is fiddling about with the chaps downstairs. Not in an erotic way - she just seems to find the whole set-up fairly interesting, even to the point of having a wee sniff and a lick when she tells me she's found a lump.
Fuck!
what?
A lump!
"You know it's a bag of lumps, right? Two, to be precise"
"Yes, yes", she insists, "Theres a wee lump next to one of them. Look, here, feel"
Shitting myself, I try to find what she's holding in my scrotum. When I eventually locate it with pounding heart and "teh fear" a-grippin', I realise she's got hold of one the tubes that connect the chaps to the general workings.
"For fucks sake, woman!" I say, "You've got a hold of one of me pipes and your blocking the general workings to fuck!"
"Get off me!" I say, "I thought I had the canker!"
Jaysus.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:09, 1 reply)
I'd have bitten it, hardsee if it was tender
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