Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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oh seedy...
procrastination.the electrical handyman's woes.
(based on someone i know)
8 years ago,friends aged parents "can you fix me wideo recorder",
"yeah just bring it round",5 years later : " i see that video's still here in bits","yeah i'm doing it" "are gonna do something about it or shall i bin it for you ?" ,"i'll phone up owner,hello do you remember me i'm repairing yer video,you still want it back,you do, oh right good, its just that someone was trying to throw it on the tip like an idiot".
" see ! they still want the video ! "
just recently,eight years after original aquirement" see that vids still not repaired"," yeah i'm doing it ,been trawling the net for 2 years trying to get obsolete parts that went out in 1990".
" just chuck it away"," nah bad for environment,give it a few more years,something'll come up ".
multiply that by 100 videos/tellies/computers/radios/radiators door handles/pron/squeezing blackheads in mirror/junkmail/etc etc etc. : procrastination.
jesus.45,never had relationship.
( , Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
procrastination.the electrical handyman's woes.
(based on someone i know)
8 years ago,friends aged parents "can you fix me wideo recorder",
"yeah just bring it round",5 years later : " i see that video's still here in bits","yeah i'm doing it" "are gonna do something about it or shall i bin it for you ?" ,"i'll phone up owner,hello do you remember me i'm repairing yer video,you still want it back,you do, oh right good, its just that someone was trying to throw it on the tip like an idiot".
" see ! they still want the video ! "
just recently,eight years after original aquirement" see that vids still not repaired"," yeah i'm doing it ,been trawling the net for 2 years trying to get obsolete parts that went out in 1990".
" just chuck it away"," nah bad for environment,give it a few more years,something'll come up ".
multiply that by 100 videos/tellies/computers/radios/radiators door handles/pron/squeezing blackheads in mirror/junkmail/etc etc etc. : procrastination.
jesus.45,never had relationship.
( , Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
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