ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Faffing aboutI knew a trainee accountant who could faff for England, she was a lovely girl but she WILL be late for her own funeral.
A few years ago she had to drive to an ACCA accountancy exam, surprise surprise she left her house late and she knew that she would miss the start of the exam. She decided to go for it anyway as the invigilators will let you in during the first hour but you wont get any more time.
Anyhoo, she eventually arrived at the exam centre just before the 11am cutoff but noticed that the carpark was unusually empty, so she checked her exam entry slip. The exam had taken place the previous morning. She was 25 hours late for her exam.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:01,
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