ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Sadly..I know how you feel. Sometimes a bit of clench-and-mince action might be required to get you to the toilet in time, but saving it up for one big satisfying session, as opposed to wasting it on a glorified follow-through, is often a pleasant way to waste half an hour on a dull work day afternoon....
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especiallyif you smoke a fag on the bog. i don't know what it is about the combination of tobacco and log, but something about it feels oh so right.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:35,
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Nicotine is a muscle relaxantIn the days before anaesthesia, doctors would shove a cigar up a patient's arse before attempting any kind of major amputation.
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tell me you're kidding!that is just too funny!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:09,
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Nicotine is a poison.Soldiers would shove cigarettes up their ass in order to feign being ill.
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argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32,
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