ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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ask theseyou must enrich all our lives with answers. But here's my attempt:
- Behind the curtains. Hide-and-seek is the national sport of Afghanistan.
- Why not?
- Yes. That's no moon.
- Not a living wage.
- 42.
- It depends which is moving the fastest (has the greatest mean velocity, assuming equal routes, synchronised departures, and an absence of relativistic phenomena). A slow train will beat a stationary plane.
- Because no-one asked them to.
- Probably 118.
- An hour later in BST.
- 3i
- Only ouroborous-type serpents.
- Get it recruited into al-Qaida. They'll do the leg-work for you.
- None. Planes tend to fly *over* the land, and in any case it's only 21:29 so the overnight to Uruguay hasn't departed yet.
Hope this helps!
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