
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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... to report some missing children. And when they ask me how many I'll say:
'Oh, about two million...'
Seriously though, my girlfriend is gonna kill me. But I've had a nice long think about it and I've come up with an amazing plan to get round my missing cum / girlfriend problem. I'm going to lie to her. Genius! And get the little soldiers looked at sometime next week instead.
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
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