Door to Door Watchtower Sellers
Pious tossers come knocking to see if I'm interested in buying a copy of the Watchtower and joining their cult. I'm happy for people to follow whichever faith they choose, but what really, really fucks me off is that they usually have their kids with them and it's them I feel sorry for. Being brain washed from such an early age, let them have a childhood FFS.

and I don't like Insurance Bookies either...thanks for your money, but you can't make a claim for that, it's not covered...see section 38, article f, subsection jh3......conning bastards!
(RTFM May your god go with you, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:14, 4 replies)

Ddoesn't matter what flavour they are
They all want the kids to indoctrinate.
(itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:44, closed)

True
but it's usually just these buggers that come knocking on my door
(RTFM May your god go with you, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:52, closed)

No more Watch Towers for me!
The best way to keep Jehovah's Witnesses away is to stick a blood donors sticker to your front door. Like garlic to a vampire. :-).
(AlbertTatlock is Ena Sharples Bitch, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:13, closed)

the kids
my brothers and i were raised jw. i am a bisexual pagan, my younger brother is a bisexual satanist. my older brother recently told me a statistic he had read on the intertubes stating that only 20% of people raised as jw actually stayed in the faith. don't worry about us kids, we find our own ways, as kids usually do. btw, blood donor stickers don't matter. big fucking dogs, now those matter.
(fai is rocking khaz modan server as of, Sun 30 May 2010, 3:02, closed)