"I don't give to children's charities."
"Why not?"
"I don't like children."
"But you were a child once."
"I imagine I was obnoxious."
"But saying you don't like children is like saying you don't like people."
"I don't. The world is horribly overpopulated and most of our problems could be solved if people just stopped breeding so much."
"But these children are in *far off land* and they're really poor."
"You shouldn't have children if you can't afford them. Shit, I work two jobs and I could barely afford a cat, let alone a kid. I've spent 15 years trying not to slip one past the goalie myself, why should I pay for other people's children?"
"But...but...that can't be what you really think, you're wearing a smiley face badge!"
"A slightly blood-stained smiley face badge, I think you'll find."
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:21, 1 reply)

Liked ""trying not to slipp one past the goalie"
Nice Watchmen reference too.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 27 May 2010, 20:12, closed)