The Clergy
It is not a calling or a vocation, it is a job!
You get a house, some cash, the pensioners who worship your far-fetched god bring you all kinds of goodies and you get all the kiddies you can fiddle.
You have to prattle on about the holy ghost and shit like that for a couple of hours a week and you charge extortionate amounts of hard cash to marry/bury people.
Take a leaf out of your own, long winded and highly contradictory book. Live a selfless life without the cares of the flesh. Look after your fellow man, while you're at it, even though you're not told to, hows about a nice thought for the ladies (and I don't mean knobbing your house keeper, who your parishioners pay for).
Bunch of god-bothering, work shy, sex mad, greedy buggers, the lot of you!
Except that Desmond Tutu, he's got such a shoppable face.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)