Oh mate.
Increasingly people give me money to take photographs, so I've taken to calling myself - especially with mobile 'phone salesmen - a photographer.

I don't think it's confidence in their product that makes the first thing they ask "What sort of camera do you want on your 'phone?".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, 1 reply)

Tell 'em you're a serial killer
So you need a camera that's good at capturing vivid reds.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 27 May 2010, 16:21, closed)