Homeless Home Contractor Gang Leaders
I believe in investing in the community. So, when I borrowed money off the credit card to spruce up the house, and met you folks at the loading dock - folks with good manual skills, but down on your luck - I felt it was my duty to spend the money first with you - the community!

Nevertheless, it has come to my attention that there are some deficiencies here.

First, why is 'Irish' painting from the top rungs of a rickety ladder? You know he has delirium tremens and cancer in one leg. I've also heard he is afraid of heights. Yet there he is, dropping paint brushes and clinging to the ladder in fear. Is it wise to put him so far off the ground?

Second, the woman painter (the only one with any skills, by the way) doesn't appear to have been paid. I paid you so you could pay her. Yet, she has received no pay. What happened to her pay?

Third, I don't see the purpose in removing the gutters, only to reinstall them in considerably-worse shape than they started. There are hints of a make-work project here.

Fourth, several of the workers are short-tempered today, and can barely work. Their fists are bloodied: rumor has it they had a brawl last night. Is it wise to keep all of them at work, here, so close to one another?

Fifth, I appreciate the thoughtfulness of using such a brave Mexican to trim the trees, but he is in poor physical shape and in danger of falling off the roof. And he has no tools! Not even a saw! A lack of foresight has been demonstrated here!

I am disappointed. Since the money I borrowed most recently has been exhausted, I will have to go back to the bank and borrow more.

That is all.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 27 May 2010, 19:32, 2 replies)

That's why I use the guys
from the Newport Beach Home Depot....far better class of Mexican.....
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 27 May 2010, 19:55, closed)

damn
I know this one...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:28, closed)