Whoever is responsible
for deciding on the names of websites, and decides to have the word 'online' or 'site' in it.

"WHA...? How did this information get inside my computer? I didn't write it! I can't handle this. I think I'll take my own life...oh, hang on, it's a website."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 28 May 2010, 2:11, Reply)