I had just one like that, for 20 minutes, and I'll hate her all my life.
I needed a grant to pay for a CRB check for a job and she rang the place I was applying to, in front of me, to ascertain whether I was indeed fraudulently claiming about £36.

She refused to use the number I gave her for the company and looked it up on the 'net instead, and glared at me when they didn't answer, saying 'There's no-one there, is there? Why might that be?'

How the feck would I know, as I didn't even work there yet?

Totally humiliating and infuriating. Took all my self-control to sit there meekly instead of attacking the bitch. If I heard that anyone ever did smack her one, I'd buy them a pint.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)