*Click*
For "post-snip wankathon".

I've had a few pre-pregnancy wankathons meself, on one occasion driving an HGV into the fertility clinic car park, rushing inside and knocking one out before the optimum implantation widow closed.

She's fourteen, btw.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:17, 2 replies)

A fourteen year old widow?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:25, closed)

Pressure wank
You can't beat it. Can I knock one out before the lights go green/she wakes up/she shuts her mouth/the window cleaner sees etc?
(Tighthead, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:54, closed)