I used to like Peter Kay...
...'cos of Phoenix Nights

Then I found out most of the good bits were written by Dave Spikey, and the rest of the good bits were written by Neil Fitzmaurice, and the fat Bolton tossbag had taken the credit for all of it and pissed off Spikey and Fitzmaurice so much they'd gone off the idea of ever working with him again.

Amazingly enough, the Max and Paddy thing Kay did as a spin-off was as funny as those pictures of Alex Higgins looking like Dobby the House Elf in the papers last weekend. Ok, bad metaphor - as funny as something very unfunny. Imagine my surprise
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)