ACTUWALEE!!!
I'm married with a toddler so I don't get any at all. But there was a time when women would flock from miles around to shamelessly savour my innovative methods of clitoral stimulation. Bringing women off was more than a hobby for me - it was a vocation. You should have seen the home-made/customised devices I had to throw into the 'General Waste' skip at Heathfield's recycling centre when I threw in my lot with the missus.
I still wonder if any of my rampant devices found their way to less sexually blessed members of the populous.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:49, Reply)