Brickies
hod enough of'em.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:13, 4 replies)

Please stop
For the love of Dio, one more pun and i swear i'll retaliate with the force of a thousand Tim Vines
(Waffle Iron ain't gonna take it anymore, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:55, closed)

I'd pay good money to see that
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 30 May 2010, 17:17, closed)

Some say...
Waffle Iron once stole a calendar - he got twelve months.
He has his curtains drawn, but the rest of his furniture is real.
He used to think he was indecisive, but now he's not so sure.
He recently changed his ipod name to titanic, it's syncing now.
He used to have a fear of hurdles, but he got over it.
He once ran a flea circus, until a dog came and stole the show.
He couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to him.
He should have been sad when his torch batteries died, but he was delighted.
He was thinking of buying a book on phobias, but he fears it won't help him.
He recently went to a therapist, but i turns out he was a freud.
He just lost one of his contact lenses - he should have kept his eye on it.
He thought about stating a helitours buisiness, but the idea never took off.
He once paid about £90 for eight legs of venison, though i reckon it was two deer.
He has never tipped a cow, but to be fair one has never served him food.
He think's the cost of feathers is ridiculous - down's gone up.
He crashed into someone else's trolley in tesco's fruit aisle - it ended in a massive jam.
He isn't interested in your trip to the the dentists, he knows the drill.
He joined the circus, but he didn't like it - everyone kept laughing at him.
(Waffle Iron ain't gonna take it anymore, Sun 30 May 2010, 19:17, closed)

Well done that man
Tim Vine, Lee Mack & Milton Jones crack me up
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 30 May 2010, 20:43, closed)