Television House Decorators.
I know that won't be their proper title, but I buggering hate them. They go to BEAUTIFUL houses with all sorts of interesting and wonderful things happening and make them ALL THE SAME.

Decorator 1: Oh yes! Here we have a beautiful old carved door. Whatever shall we do?
Decorator 2: LET US PAINT IT WHITE WITH A STRIPE OF BLACK!!
D1: Oh yes! I see your visions, my friend! Let us also take out anything nice and put a small grey bowl in that corner!
D2: FAB!

Stop ruining houses! They're not canvases. People have to live there! Homes should be comfortable, liveable, lovely and ace. Not white and black and empty with a patterned wallpaper on a ceiling nobody knows about finished with a small pebble from an Indian road that once lead to a tree! That's stupid!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 31 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)