Professions I Hate
Broken Arrow says: Bankers, recruitment consultants, politicians. What professions do you hate and why?
( , Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26)
Broken Arrow says: Bankers, recruitment consultants, politicians. What professions do you hate and why?
( , Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26)
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Actually Joe Scaramanga and I have a good story like that.
This is entirely true: we shared a batchelor pad together, in which the only part of the floor that was clear of ashtrays, beer cans, CDs or videos was the path from each of our bedrooms to the kitchen and to the toilet. We decided to blitz the place one summer's day, and as such were stripped to the waist. Joe was cleaning the oven.
A door-to-door salesman called, I answered, and halfway through his speil he packed it in, saying "OK I'll er ... I'll just go then ... er ... " and I heard a voice behind me say "You alright mate? What's up?" and turned to see Joe there, topless (as was I), his hands encased in marigold gloves which were covered in brown goo.
I'd like to think the salesman still dines out on this story too.
( , Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
This is entirely true: we shared a batchelor pad together, in which the only part of the floor that was clear of ashtrays, beer cans, CDs or videos was the path from each of our bedrooms to the kitchen and to the toilet. We decided to blitz the place one summer's day, and as such were stripped to the waist. Joe was cleaning the oven.
A door-to-door salesman called, I answered, and halfway through his speil he packed it in, saying "OK I'll er ... I'll just go then ... er ... " and I heard a voice behind me say "You alright mate? What's up?" and turned to see Joe there, topless (as was I), his hands encased in marigold gloves which were covered in brown goo.
I'd like to think the salesman still dines out on this story too.
( , Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
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