Take the opposite tack and fuck with them...
Because I work right near Sydney harbour, I get these people approaching CONSTANTLY.
Usually I just sidestep or give a mumbled "sorry..." but ocasionally I get inventive.
Responses I have used so far:
I'm terribly sorry, but I don't speak any English. In fact this is the only phrase I know. (repeat if necessary)
You're raising money to torture bears? Why would you do that! (glare angrily and wave off any response)
Good God woman, I'm married! Can't you see the ring??? (wave hand at chugger)
(point at the sky) If God wanted a cure for AIDS, He would not have sent it to us. Do you have faith in God?
(pat pockets) I'm sorry mate, I don't smoke.
Donate to WSPA? You're kidding right? I'm assuming you haven't seen this morning's newspapers? (shake head in a knowing way).
(remove mobile from pocket as they approach) I'm sorry mate, I'm just on the phone at the moment (immediately replace phone in pocket and shrug).
Other ideas gratefully accepted and trialed.
( difficultchild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 4:47, Reply)