School coach nightmare
I went on a school trip to Switzerland by coach. We were in Lausanne or somewhere, returning to the coach after a couple of hours shoplifting in town. The coach was parked next to a nice grassy area with some bushes and trees. The sun was shining, all was right with the world, and so some lucky Swiss lad had brought his beautiful girlfriend to the park for some fun.

The two of them were lying in the grass, thinking themselves hidden from public view by the bushes. Little did they know that I and my 16-year old friends were looming above them, peering over the bushes from our vantage point in the double-decker bus.

The man was lying on top of the girl, and there was a lot of slow grinding going on. Just as his hand went up her skirt to 'adjust himself' we all gave a loud cheer and banged on the steamed up windows. He and the girl looked round, startled, but to their credit he didn't roll off her (probably clamped in). He turned his face away from her while she seemed to go into a fit of giggles, leading only to more cheering from us. Probably put them off having children for life.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, Reply)