Hampstead Heath
GF at the time was a horny bitch (and a bitch too but that's another story)

We're talking about sex and she tells me her willingness for naughty outside sex amoung other things. (aparently I was too wide for her to do anal)

One fine, cloudless, full moon, evening I was drving her back to hers for some fun time. !0 minutes away from hers she suddenly declares that she can't wait any longer, showing me her recently removed wet knickers as proof and demands that I stop here, just by Hampstead Heath.

I park up and she leads me into the park we move through some trees and find ourselves in a moonlit field. We find a relativly dry, flat spot and proceed to get down to business. She's lying on her and I'm ontop, pounding away like a rabbit in heat.

When we'd finished, she pulls her knickers on and we walk back in the car. Both of us smiling for obvious reasons. Once in the car and proceeding on our journey her grin becomes a snigger, which starts to become a full out laugh. Feeling very self concious I ask her what;s she laughing at. She replies:
"I wonder how many gays saw your arse tonight." and breaks out into full laughter.

It's not amusing to find out your gf tricked you into sex just so she could flash your bum at possible strangers. But I still got laid :)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30, Reply)