To be honest, I hate outdoors sex
It's always rushed, scary, cold, uncomfortable and there are never any tissues for post coital clean-up. There's nothing quite like the sight of your girlfriend squatting in the bushes ineffectively wiping her twat with an ATM receipt to put you off sex for life.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:38, 8 replies)

Colonel
you have answered my question is to whether I've been missing out.

I have not. Thank you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:47, closed)

My pleasure.
However, dont take my word for it, it may be right up your street.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:56, closed)

You owe me
new keyboard for making me spit coffee over it.
(chemicals1234, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:15, closed)

Sorry
dont try wiping it up with an ATM receipt, they have no absorbancy.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, closed)

Ha ha ha
Winnar \o/
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:53, closed)

That brought me off a good un.

(SSSSS, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:07, closed)

That's a lovely
mental picture you've given me there... at least your girlfriend found a use for an ATM recipt, they seem like the most pointless invention in the entire world to me (that and Breville sandwich makers). Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:06, closed)

*chuckle*
*click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:30, closed)