I think its just an excuse, but...
.. when one of my girlfriends and i used to wander, filled with summer of love intentions, i was regularly told "No - i will not do it outside as i do not want an animal licking or sniffing my arse whilst we do it"

WTF? i just had to go along with it at the time or it was nothing doing anywhere. Did she think that badgers like to lick 16 year old girls anus' ?

Looking back i think i was had, or not had as the case may be.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:07, 2 replies)

Dunno
about badgers, but I'm quite partial.....
(Rsoles, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 1:13, closed)

I've heard that bulldogs
sometimes can be partial to the ringpieces of young men, though
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 6:01, closed)