Bunker shot
From the age of about 15 and being labelled as the schools 'ladies man' (I had a way with words) I was always under pressure from my mates to lose my virginity.

What made it frustratingly worse was that I had a twin brother and thus there was one of those unspoken rules that states 'I must prove myself a man before Thee'...and get laid first.

I thought i'd hit the jackpot when aged 16, i started dating a very rich, very pretty public school girl called Lottie. My aim was to lose my virginity in either her swimming pool or on her full sized snooker table.

The problem was, her dad was like st Peter at the gates to heaven, asking me what my prospects were, could i drive?, what were my intentions? etc etc. No sooner had he looked at me, than he had condemned me to the fiery casm of frustration and virginity.

My downfall would be my twin brothers rising, as when she threw a massive house party in her mansion, my brother bought along with him a very well endowed buxom beauty.

Whilst I was failing extrodinarily to get my rich, stuck up, bit of fluff to even touch my manhood, my brother had successfully navigated his way onto the golf course at the back of her house, found a deep bunker and although he didnt lose his virginity the cheeky bastard wangled a titwank.

A titwank in a bunker!

7 years later, he's engaged to her!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:59, 3 replies)

A titwank in a bunker?
Men've been thrown out of St Andrews for less.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:42, closed)

How many strokes
did she take?
(salvadorevincent, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:12, closed)

she was well under par
and a bit of an albatross
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:15, closed)