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Train carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
Train carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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Carsex.
What's that? Oh don't worry, it's just the sound of my b3ta cherry popping. Loooong term lurker. First time posting.
I'm not sure if this counts as public sex really but it kind of fits in with the theme so I'm posting it anyway.
I'm not a really big drinker so I usually end up being the girl who ferries her friends around after parties. At least, I used to be, I don't care how they all get home now because I am not going through what I went through a couple of months ago ever again. Picture the scene, me, my best friend and her boyfriend at the time leaving a friend's house. They'd both been drinking so I said I'd drop them off home. Didn't know halfway home they'd start... pawing at each other. Apparently if musics on and they can't hear me, I can't hear them. Imagine my disgust when I look back to say something to them and the stupid bint has got her hands down the boyfriend's jeans. Urgh. Then she asked me if I'd pull over. So I did. Maybe I should have told them the car park I pulled up and left them in for an hour was a popular dogging site?
Nobody said anything when I got back into the car. She still refuses to tell me what happened in that car park. And she no longer accepts lifts off me.
Hehe.
Also, the current boyfriend and I had sex against a tree last week. Hurrah.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:18, Reply)
What's that? Oh don't worry, it's just the sound of my b3ta cherry popping. Loooong term lurker. First time posting.
I'm not sure if this counts as public sex really but it kind of fits in with the theme so I'm posting it anyway.
I'm not a really big drinker so I usually end up being the girl who ferries her friends around after parties. At least, I used to be, I don't care how they all get home now because I am not going through what I went through a couple of months ago ever again. Picture the scene, me, my best friend and her boyfriend at the time leaving a friend's house. They'd both been drinking so I said I'd drop them off home. Didn't know halfway home they'd start... pawing at each other. Apparently if musics on and they can't hear me, I can't hear them. Imagine my disgust when I look back to say something to them and the stupid bint has got her hands down the boyfriend's jeans. Urgh. Then she asked me if I'd pull over. So I did. Maybe I should have told them the car park I pulled up and left them in for an hour was a popular dogging site?
Nobody said anything when I got back into the car. She still refuses to tell me what happened in that car park. And she no longer accepts lifts off me.
Hehe.
Also, the current boyfriend and I had sex against a tree last week. Hurrah.
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:18, Reply)
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