3 weeks ago
Drunken piss-up after work. Slept most of the train journey home.

Bumped in to my wee brother on said train journey. According to him after we got off at the other end I highlighted my need to urinate so we went via the local park on our way home.

He bumped in to two lassies he knew and I wound up - somehow - pumping one of them silly behind the back of our house. We were only interrupted when said younger sibling and the other mate decided to come find us so she could go home.

Never wrapped my wee-man up and not planning to speak to the lassie anytime soon (I know I keep saying lassie, but t'was all legal...but not a kick in the ballocks off it mind you!). I never did unload my gooey mess but I am not daft, so have about another week of mild panicing until I'm just gonna assume I aint got a mini-me on the go!

Other than the above, I have lived a very responsible life, so fully expect to get fucked over!


Length? Enough for her...twice!
(puggs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:25, 1 reply)

I'd be more concerned about
Chlamydia or AIDS
( Delete Me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:20, closed)