Straight to the point....
For my first ever answer to QOTW

I once had sex in a confessional box with an alter boy! (and I am not a catholic priest but a very lovely looking lady!)
(CyderdelicAwakening, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:56, 9 replies)

i hope you confessed afterwards
3 hail mary's and 5 our father's for you!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:09, closed)

I am going to hell anyway... :-)
I definitely had a spiritual moment though.... multiple times ;-)
(CyderdelicAwakening, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:35, closed)

forgive me father...
..for I am currently sinning..

actually I don't think having sex in a church is breaching the 10 commandements
(Lord Chode, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:08, closed)

it is
if you're using artificial contraception
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:12, closed)

Or immaculate contraception.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:33, closed)

Would that be
him using one of maddonna's cone's to do me?
(CyderdelicAwakening, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:37, closed)

Immaculate Contraception?
Is that just a really clean johnny?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:22, closed)

Let the pandering begin...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:07, closed)

Alter boy?
The correct term is transgendered, isn't it?
(mudskipper, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:27, closed)