Hot tub
at a crowded Holiday Inn pool.

It was hot, it was summertime. "Let's go for a swim," said my then-girlfriend. No problem, we lived near a resort lake.

But no, she wanted to go to a swimming pool. Damned if I understood why chlorinated water beat a lake with sandy beaches, but meh. So off we went.

Swam around for a while, then she wanted to hit the hot tub. I'm not a big fan of hot tubs - you just sit there and are wet. I find them kind of boring. So we're sitting next to each other, and somehow the kissing leads to the fondling leads to the trunks down / swimsuit pulled aside and she's on my lap.

Of course in a hot tub, the froth from the jets makes it too blurry to see through the water so it wasn't super obvious (I assume). But for some reason this particular hot tub had a manual switch to put the bubbles on, and it only ran for a couple of minutes at a go. You had to keep getting out and flicking the switch. Four flicks worth of sex in a hot tub with three strangers in it along with us. She kept jumping out to re-bubble us, then jumped back in and on to my lap. Yes.

Afterwards, we locked ourselves in the women's change rooms and finished off there on the floor. Oddly, nobody tried to come in to change during that whole time, but it was apparent to all sixty people in the pool that I'd been in there with a woman. Ah well, it's not like I knew any of them.

Also, same girlfriend, once went out to some property that me and a partner (business partner) were going to develop into a paintball course. His family had 250 acres just sitting there, so we'd surveyed a 55 acre piece of it, and I thought this would be a good place to go when my gf decided she "wanted to do it in the snow".

Drove up, found a bit of a clearing, spread a blanket, and got down to business. It's not actually that fun, really. I don't mind cold, and she was pretty good with it as well, but cold ground + cold snow on your bare skin and gusts of wind just sort of pulls the lust from you.

That, and the group of wandering skidooers that first started buzzing us, then ended up circling us like noisy motorized sharks until we pulled on the clothes and got back in the car.

Different girlfriend, still lovestruck because she'd never lived with anybody before and was sort of in the adoring puppy phase, decided she wanted to give me head while I was driving.

Of course, it was along a highway and she's incredibly clumsy. She managed to get her head stuck under the wheel at least twice, and every time I so much at touched the brakes to slow she seemed to feel that clamping her mouth down was a necessary bracing action.

She also learned she didn't have a lot of luck suppressing her gag reflex.

And finally, not a girlfriend but a coworker whom I'd met about a week previously... I was working as a carpet cleaner for a while, and she got hired to do "general cleaning", although I think the boss just hired her because she was hot.

We were in an office block, seventh or eighth floor. I was methodically steaming cubicle after cubicle, and she was doing whatever she was doing. It was a Sunday afternoon, hot, and we were both bored.

So I had her in an office up against the floor to ceiling windows overlooking the city. I remember thinking at the time that the windows were certainly reflective, like the ones I could see across the street, but later while I was packing up the truck I noticed that I could see clearly into the windows of the building we were just in. Oops.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:26, Reply)