Just a list, with the occasional explanation
With the first missus:

- Almost caused my own death on the Junction 16 roundabout of the M4 by fingering the missus and almost getting her off. Whilst she was driving. Always fun.

- Fingered her on the bed of the bloke I used to hate at school whilst she was housesitting for him and his family (They lived in the same village and so knew each other like that.) This was during the period of "Hey, you're not allowed full sex with me because I don't want to come off as a slut and easy because we've been dating for a month or two. Feel free to finger me as much as you like and I'll give you BJs constantly, though." - mad, mad girl.

- Tried full sex on an Arriva train down from Crewe to Newport. Failed on this, because the seating we had picked was one of those four-seats-with-a-table-in-between-them jobbies, and she wasn't some sort of mutant able to bend her spine into really awkward angles. Settled for fingering and a quick BJ though.

The second missus, aka the international one:

- Quick fingering in the Korean Grillhouse restaurant in Toronto. I managed to do this subtly, as she was sat next to me, and we were opposite two of her friends, and they had no idea. Had to go wash my fingers though in a lull in the meal.

The third missus, aka the mad stalker:

- Almost fingered her whilst on the side of the canal in Manchester. Decided not to in the end, to maintain sexual tension.

- Had a very quick shag whilst the house I was, and still am living in, was being inspected by the next load of inhabitants for next uni year.

- Quick fingering session by the River Dee in Chester, and again by the Chester canal.

As you can tell from these, I have a particular method I favour. I tend to be subtle, as opposed to brazen-faced and open, as it were.

Apologies for length, it's also in the method.
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