Not Public, but also Not Private
Way back when the missus and I were first married (30 years ago!), we didn't have television. We didn't mind so much, we had many other diversions. Books, for instance. Every night at bedtime, I'd read to her for a while. Then, of course, we'd fuck like bunnies before sleeping.

I started with "The Hobbit", but she was somehow bored by Tolkein -- I know, massive character flaw, but what could I do, we were already married. I soon switched to the oddly endearing Alestier Crowley classic "Moonchild". This was apparently a hit, and all was well again.

Until the neighbors invited us to dinner. They were another young couple, although they had a few kids already. Their apartment shared a wall with ours, and we realized which wall when we said our goodnights.

They said they'd better hurry and get the kids to bed, they didn't want to miss Chapter 16. "I can't wait to hear how Lisa is doing without Cyril".

It quickly dawned on us that they could hear absolutely everything that occured in our bedroom.

So, not exactly public, but not really private enough, somehow.
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:19, 1 reply)

Yes but
they obviously weren't doing it, as you never heard them. Therefore you win !
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:02, closed)