Not it's intended use
I once woke up on a friend's couch after a very heavy night out to discover the friend who's flat it was berating another friend of mine for his antics of the night before. It turns out he had pulled in his own words 'a whale' and they had both had the great idea of not using the girl's safe and private bed in the hall of residence in case anyone else in the flat became aware of what they were doing.

So in their infinite wisdom they took a short walk out of the building to the hall's activity room where my mate bent her over the pool table and rode her bareback as any good gentleman would.

It was during this ever-so romantic endeavour that they were busted by a warden who was either doing the rounds or had spotted them on one of the prominant cctv cameras. The following exchange was priceless.

Warden: What do you think you're doing? This is the activity room!

My drunk mate: It's an activity isn't it?!

Beautiful.
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:22, 1 reply)

Classy...
Gotta love that DrunkLogic (TM).
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 2:02, closed)