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Train carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
Train carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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Goth Boy
My next door neighbor is a Goth and, as you'd expect, he's got a Goth girl friend. And she's a screamer.
So every time she's stays over and they get down to the sweet, sweet, lovin' she starts to howl.
Now normally I can't hear shit from Goth Boys place but I can when the Banshee starts up.
So a little tradition has started here in the Legless houshold. When she starts the screaming I go to :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk
I skip forward to 55 seconds and crank the volume up on my speakers.
I should really grow up.
Cheers
That link is probably NSFW and, if you have your sound up full, then it's *definitely* NSFW
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:59, 4 replies)
My next door neighbor is a Goth and, as you'd expect, he's got a Goth girl friend. And she's a screamer.
So every time she's stays over and they get down to the sweet, sweet, lovin' she starts to howl.
Now normally I can't hear shit from Goth Boys place but I can when the Banshee starts up.
So a little tradition has started here in the Legless houshold. When she starts the screaming I go to :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk
I skip forward to 55 seconds and crank the volume up on my speakers.
I should really grow up.
Cheers
That link is probably NSFW and, if you have your sound up full, then it's *definitely* NSFW
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:59, 4 replies)
Thanks for the NSFW warning...
I'll leave it until I get home before I try the link...
Until then, I'll let my imagination wander...
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:05, closed)
I'll leave it until I get home before I try the link...
Until then, I'll let my imagination wander...
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:05, closed)
now that
is funny as all hell.
Who makes the worst noise? The goth or the video?
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41, closed)
is funny as all hell.
Who makes the worst noise? The goth or the video?
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:41, closed)
It's nice to know you're appreciated
I once had a girlfriend who'd be a bit of a moaner in the good sense.
Trouble was, in her bedroom at her parent's house, we'd be getting down to it and she'd be groaning my name like some holy incantation.
Trying to keep her quiet by kissing her only seemed to build up the pressure, so when I let go for air, she'd literally scream the "Oh God, yes, yes, yes" loud enough so not only would her parent's hear us, but pretty much everyone in Europe with half-decent hearing could.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:18, closed)
I once had a girlfriend who'd be a bit of a moaner in the good sense.
Trouble was, in her bedroom at her parent's house, we'd be getting down to it and she'd be groaning my name like some holy incantation.
Trying to keep her quiet by kissing her only seemed to build up the pressure, so when I let go for air, she'd literally scream the "Oh God, yes, yes, yes" loud enough so not only would her parent's hear us, but pretty much everyone in Europe with half-decent hearing could.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:18, closed)
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